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dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

treeyonce:

resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

virginized:

being ugly is a serious problem so don’t even joke about it

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.